Monday, December 18, 2006


I've moved to my own domain at so I won't be posting to this blog anymore. However, I'm still sitting on this dead horse of a blog for commenting purposes and whatnot. So if anyone is actually reading this, hop on over to and say hi :)

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Live Action Mario Skit

Students act out the first level of Super Mario Bros live on stage. Thanks to Chris Resnick for sending me the link.

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Robotic Mule: a creature of grace and beauty

Ok, if I had one of these here is what I'd do:

  • Build a variety of heads to represent different emotions
  • Take him out for walks on a leash
  • Yell at him and kick him in public -
    "You're so stupid!" *kick* "I don't respect you!" *shove*
  • Dress up like a sheik and ride on its back in a dignified manner
  • Lead him into homes or places of business then run and hide
  • Put him on an elevator by himself and send him to different floors - haha that would freak people out

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Jumping the shark

Fonzie wouldn't have stood a chance.

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Classic books get a new look

From the new Penguin Classics line of reprint editions featuring new covers by notable cartoonists. The Dharma Bums cover below is by Jason. More are posted at this dude Mark's blog.

via Flog!

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Friday, April 28, 2006

Ren & Stimpy - The Lost Episodes

Fan of Ren & Stimpy? The new Lost Episodes dvd is set for realease on July 18th 2006. John K himself posted a handful of previews on his blog all kinds of stuff. Check them out, they're insane.

Lost Episodes of Ren and Stimpy - sneak previews 1

Lost Episodes of Ren and Stimpy - sneak previews 2

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Thursday, March 09, 2006

I know why the caged bird sings.

So this morning I woke up to the sound of fluttering and crashing. I opened my eyes and guess what, there's a goddamn bird trapped in my room!

First response: "What the fuck is that??"

Second response: Promptly hide under a blanket

Third response: "Wait, how the hell...?"

My windows were closed and the door was locked, this bird must have found its way in through a crawl space or something. After standing up and dodging my panic-stricken guest for a minute, I finally got it to fly out the window. So anyway here's my idea: Alarm clocks that release birds into your room. I dare you to sleep through that.

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Boris Artzybasheff

From Artzybasheff's "As I See"

American Art Archives: Boris Artzybasheff - bio and gallery

Artzybasheff's Neurotica - depiction of extreme states of mind

Artzybasheff's Machinalia - anthropomorphic machinery

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Monday, February 20, 2006

"We've Got Bush!"

Happy President's Day. Here are some of my favorite Bush quotes for your reading pleasure:

  • "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
    — Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

  • "First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."
    — Washington, D.C., May 19, 2003

  • "I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'"
    — Beaverton, Oregon, Aug. 13, 2004

  • "They could still be hidden, like the 50 tons of mustard gas on a turkey farm."
    — on Iraqi weapons of mass destruction, Washington, D.C. , April 13, 2004

  • "I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."
    — Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004

  • "Wow! Brazil is big."
    — after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6, 2005

  • "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."
    —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

  • "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a — you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities."
    —Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

  • "I think we are welcomed. But it was not a peaceful welcome."
    — defending Vice President Dick Cheney's pre-war assertion that the United States would be welcomed in Iraq as liberators, NBC Nightly News interview, Dec. 12, 2005

  • "We had a chance to visit with Teresa Nelson who's a parent, and a mom or a dad." — Jacksonville, Florida, Sept. 9, 2003

  • "I recently met with the finance minister of the Palestinian Authority, was very impressed by his grasp of finances."
    — Washington, D.C., May 29, 2003

  • "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
    — Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

  • "They misunderestimated me."
    — Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

  • "It's about past seven in the evening here so we're actually in different time lines."
    — congratulating newly elected Philippine President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, Washington, D.C., Jan. 2001

  • "Arbolist … Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees."
    — as quoted in USA Today, Aug. 21, 2001

  • "There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead."
    — May 11, 2001

  • "Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious — I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well."
    — June 4, 2001

  • "I'm sure you can imagine it's an unimaginable honor to live here."
    — addressing agricultural leaders at the White House, June 18, 2001

  • "I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah."
    — at a White House Menorah lighting ceremony, Washington, D.C., Dec. 10, 2001

  • "Now, we talked to Joan Hanover. She and her husband, George, were visiting with us. They are near retirement — retiring — in the process of retiring, meaning they're very smart, active, capable people who are retirement age and are retiring."
    — Alexandria, Va., Feb. 12, 2003

  • "See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
    — Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003

  • "Keep good relations with the Greecians."
    — as quoted in The Economist, April 9, 1999

  • "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."
    — to FEMA director Michael Brown, who resigned 10 days later amid criticism over his job performance, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005

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Wednesday, February 15, 2006

The Working Week

Happy Monday
Drink alone and cry Tuesday
Successful Wednesday
Drink alone and cry Thursday
Fuck it Friday

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